There once was a teenage girl who asked her Mother to make her a costume for a party, she gave Mother plenty of notice and even instructed her on the design... all Mother had to do was buy the fabric, make a pattern and sew it up.......
The Mother unfortunately thought she has all the time in the world to make the costume, 2 days before the party reality hit and Mother had to work very fast around other commitments and looking after a new naughty puppy.
Everything was going smoothly until puppy decides to dart into the room and wee right on the middle of the deer dress while Mummy was pinning it on the floor..... there were gasps and screams and plenty of yelling at Mum (because apparently everything is mums fault, even the dog weeing haha)
Mother finished the dress and made the Deer ears but due to the pink insert they looked a lot like a vagina....... LOL the Teenager was not impressed so Mother had to start again and do the centre of the ears white..
Eventually the Bambi dress was completed and fit perfectly and the teenager was a happy little deer and lived happily ever after..... well maybe just for the weekend ;)